Valentine’s Day Gift Fails

Don’t be sad if you’re not getting a gift this year, it could be worse…

 

1. A romantic and thoughtful Valentine card that you can cherish forever (quality guaranteed).

card

 

2. “The couple that pees together, stays together.”

Jumper

 

3. Puppies are so overrated.

 ferret

 

4. “Come over, I’ll make us a romantic meal…”

dinner

 

5. Actually, that microwave dinner sound’s pretty good now…

mc_card1

 

6. Grab the bottle of bubbly and run!

iron

 

7. If the words don’t fit on the cake, get a bigger cake.

cake

 

8. At least they’ve put a lot of time and effort into it?

cage

 

9. A definite no-no for a second date surprise!

funeral

 

10. Actually, I’m not ashamed to say I would probably pick these over normal flowers…

bacon

Until next time,

The Just Singles Team.

About the author…

RachelG

Rachel is a Marketing Executive. She’s obsessed with Game of Thrones and country music. Her favourite pastime is cuddling up with her two Labradors and binge watching Netflix.