From everyone at JustSingles, we wish you a wonderful Christmas. To help celebrate here is a cracking selection of the best Christmas jokes…

“What Is Santa’s favourite pizza?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

“Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?”

A mince spy.

“Why did Santa quit smoking?”

Because it was bad for his elf.

“How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?”

Nothing it was on the house.

“What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?”

A rebel without a Claus.

“What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?”

A pineapple.

“What is the popular carol in the desert?”

Camel ye Faithful.

“What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?”

Brrrrrr-itos?

“What do sheep say to each other on Christmas Day?”

Fleece Navidad.

“Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?”

Because they’re selfish.

However you’re celebrating, have a lovely day!