Chat Up Lines From The Movies

Films and romance go together like salt and pepper… like cookies and milk… like Danny and Sandy! If there’s one thing you can learn from the Silver Screen, it’s how to woo the object of your affections. So, when “get your coat, you’ve pulled” stops working, you could always look to the professionals for some more successful lines…

Thelma and Louise (1991)
“I may be an outlaw, darlin’, but you’re the one stealing my heart.”
– J.D (Brad Pitt)


Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
– Napoleon Dynamite (Jon Heder)


No Strings Attached (2011)
“You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.”
– Emma (Natalie Portman)


Couples Retreat (2009)
“Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing.”
– Dave (Vince Vaughn)


Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)
“I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences…but the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.”
– Mark Darcy (Colin Firth)


Gone with the Wind (1939)
“You need kissing badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.”
– Rhett Butler (Clark Gable)


Knocked Up (2007)
“You’re prettier than I am.”
– Ben Stone (Seth Rogan)


Dodgeball (2004)
“There’s no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I’m just kidding. But seriously, I’ve got ’em.”
– White Goodman (Ben Stiller)


For Your Eyes Only (1981)
“Now put your clothes back on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream.”
– James Bond (Roger Moore)


When Harry Met Sally (1989)
“When you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
– Harry Burns (Billy Crystal)


National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002)
“Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.”
– Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds)


Fools Rush In (1997)
“You are everything I never knew I always wanted.”
– Alex Whitman (Matthew Perry)


Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”
– Count Dracula (Gary Oldman)


Dirty Dancing (1987)
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
– Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze)


Hitch (2005)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
– Alex Hitchens (Will Smith)


Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
“Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever met. I didn’t expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.”
– Miles Massey (George Clooney)


The Notebook (2004)
“I want you. I want all of you. Forever. You and me. Every day.”
– Noah Calhoun (Ryan Gosling)


My Blue Heaven (1990)
“You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section — because you could melt all this stuff.”
– Vinnie Antonelli (Steve Martin)


Anchorman (2004)
“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”
– Brick Tamland (Steve Carell)


Face/Off (1997)
“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
– Castor Troy (John Travolta)

Until next time,

The Just Singles Team.

About the author…


Emma is a Marketing Engagement Executive. She went to Bournemouth Arts University and has a degree in Fashion Studies. She has a love for vintage markets and enjoys nothing more than a weekend at a muddy music festival.